A Co-Worker turned the big 50 the other day! Many of us couldn’t help rather to discuss how she does not look nearly 50. Then she began telling us about her Husband. In fact, later this week they will have been married for 10 years! She continued with how her Husband can be a Crab Apple in the mornings. To avoid this, she usually awakens before him so as to ready herself for work. The day of her Birthday was no different. She towel dried from her shower and proceeded to brush her teeth. Suddenly her Husband comes rushing into the bathroom. Startled, she asked him what he was doing. In a Frisky manner he replied, “ I just wanted to see what a sexy 50 year old butt looks like.” Needless to say, this made her day.
Is that like the sweetest thing you’ve ever heard!
There’s a quote on the WWW that goes:
“Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
most men don't want to reach for the good ones
because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they sometimes take apples from the ground that are not as good, but easy.
The apples at the top think something is wrong
with them, when in reality they are amazing.
They just have to wait for the right person
to come along, the one who is brave enough
to climb all the way to the top of the tree.”
Crab Apple or not, surely my Co-Worker found the right Person brave enough to climb to the top, her Husband – the Apple of her eye.
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Oh But so Funny
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